As a dog, I think I have it very good. I have owners who love me, friends who play with me, and a bountiful amount of bunnies. My name is Zeus and I live in Bahia Asuncion. Almost every day my family takes me running. It is a good time to exercise, and it lets me continue my ever going hunt for the rabbits. So as always, when I hear my momma say, “Zeus, are you ready?!” I know it is time to go. As we get on the trail, I see my friends Pedro, Alexander, Nick all sitting all alone. If only they had owners as good as mine, I thought. Oh well. The early dog catches the bunnies. I did not have time to worry. As I went up to the water tower, a lizard thought it would be funny to walk in front of me, taunting me by standing just out of my reach. But when I tried to show that lizard who's boss, Mummy chokes me. Rude, I thought. Then I got lectured about how I can’t pull that junk, just get to ...